sometimes, i tell people what they least want to hear, it's very enjoyable.

pizza rolls remind me of zombies.

can you waste cyberspace like you can waste paper towels? trillions of blog accounts, email accounts, twitter accounts, facebook, gmail, youtube, skype.... is there just an infinate amount of cyber space? where is all the information about accounts or blogs that are rarely used and then forgotten, stored? or one day are scientists going to discover that it was to much cyber information creates radiowaves that rots your brains and turns you into zombies? am i just proving that i know little to nothing about the internet, something that i use everyday?

not the dean's list

i realize now that i am some demented surgen, my left foot is bigger than my right foot. department stores wont let you buy two different shoe sizes and get angery when you try shirts on next to the clothes rack.

guest not welcome

lazy sam

this's sam's new blog? well i guess. so i am sitting here with my two lame brothers listening to my sister cry. i was there that day he took a picture of obama and peed on it.

now you are prolly wondering what this blog is about. its about love, peace and happiness but it has nothing to do with noodles. not the food noodles the noodles in the pool.

i'm going to tell you about colored swans. now we all know that colored swans don't exsist but for arguements sake i'm not going to tell you about them.

today i played the piano for an hour and gave up after 20 minutes. now my two lame brothers are saying this doesn't make sense. but think about it. it does. my little sister's screaming now.

so a couple years ago i was pondering how popular the color maroon is. i just couldn't figure out wolves obsession with it. it made me think about how i don't have a job.